Thursday, June 9, 2011

I am not intellectually lazy, am I?

Definition
A group of liberals refers to one or more liberals thought of collectively.

Premises
All liberals are in a group of liberals.
A group of liberals (like any group of people) always contains one idiot or, if made up of more than one liberal, an idiot and a group of liberals.

Wait a few minutes...

Conclusion
All liberals are idiots.

QED (Latin for "I love recursive definitions.")

4 comments:

  1. In answer to your original question, "Normally, no..."

    (how ironic is this...my first word verification was "farcie")

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  2. Oh boy Derek, you're going to get pounded for this one, I'm afraid!

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  3. I beg to disagree... I am in a quite unpounded state right now.

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  4. Hmm, then you need to link to your blog posts on Facebook, then you'll get pounded - if you want to, that is.

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